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SARCASM II – THE THICKENING

Yes, it’s here, the sequel to The Official Dictionary of Sarcasm!
   
 (click on the cover to order)

Book Club: A group of people who have been gathering to discuss ‘Infinite Jest’ for the past eleven years while secretly reading murder mysteries in the privacy of their own homes.

Man Cave: A room where the male of the species can go to take refuge from everyone who wishes he wasn’t in the house anyway. 

Selfie: Photo of oneself taken on a camera phone. Often used to commemorate being at some hugely significant location, such as The Grand Canyon or the Sunglass Hut at the mall. 

 

And don’t forget the idiot’s bastard stepfather (if there is such a thing as a bastard stepfather)…

 

“Napoli has produced a magnum opus of sarcasm.”

-Doug Monroe, Paste.

THE OFFICIAL DICTIONARY OF SARCASM


Buzzkill: A person who brings up the subject of world hunger during a lap dance.

“A good thing to carry around if you are trying to look intelligent.” – David Middleton, January Magazine.

Office: The last location on earth in which there is always at least one person who is still into Garfield.

“If you’re convinced you are better and smarter than everyone else, this is the book for you.” – Kathleen A. Irvin, Failure Magazine.

Washington, George: Pioneer of the fiercely erotic powdered wig look that would dominate the presidency right through to that stone cold stud James Madison.

“Page after page of punchlines that make you laugh at the gut level and think at the brain level.” – Anonymous but extremely kind Amazon.com customer.

FUN FACT #1:

ACCORDING TO AMAZON, MY BOOK IS FREQUENTLY BOUGHT TOGETHER WITH I JUDGE YOU WHEN YOU USE POOR GRAMMAR!!

 

FUN FACT #2:

THE DICTIONARY HAS A FACEBOOK FAN PAGE. BE SARCASTIC AND LIKE IT!

The Dictionary of Sarcasm

 

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And while you’re at it, enjoy three inanimate objects discussing the meaning of life: