Well, will you look at that! It’s…
THE OFFICIAL DICTIONARY OF SARCASM
Buzzkill: A person who brings up the subject of world hunger during a lap dance.
“A good thing to carry around if you are trying to look intelligent.” – David Middleton, January Magazine.
Office: The last location on earth in which there is always at least one person who is still into Garfield.
“If you’re convinced you are better and smarter than everyone else, this is the book for you.” – Kathleen A. Irvin, Failure Magazine.
Washington, George: Pioneer of the fiercely erotic powdered wig look that would dominate the presidency right through to that stone cold stud James Madison.
“Page after page of punchlines that make you laugh at the gut level and think at the brain level.” – Anonymous but extremely kind Amazon.com customer.
FUN FACT #1:
ACCORDING TO AMAZON, MY BOOK IS FREQUENTLY BOUGHT TOGETHER WITH SH*T MY DAD SAYS!
FUN FACT #2:
Behold. For I blog upon
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